Corporate Snark - Breathe... Relax... Exhale the Fuckery Sticker

Your unofficial reminder that inner peace is a lie—but at least this sticker is cute. Stick it anywhere you need a moment of sarcastic serenity: your water bottle, your laptop, your manager’s door (okay, maybe not that one). It's your daily affirmation for surviving the circus with only minor emotional damage. Printed on durable vinyl with a matte finish, it’s water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe. • High-quality vinyl • Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more • Indoor/outdoor use Approx Size: 3" x 3" For when “deep breaths” are the only thing keeping you from quitting via dramatic desk-flip.