Funny Candle - But First Wine: Cabernet All Day

No, you can't light this in the car on the way home--but we don't blame you for trying. Wine though- keep that shit in a flask and drink at stoplights! ***Super Kidding! Please DO NOT drink and drive!*** You'll be home in like an hour with traffic. So there is time to drink alone, in the fetal position, crying because you have to go back tomorrow. True wine connoisseurs enjoy with all their senses, which is why we pour a deep fruit aroma with hints of strawberries, sugar & black pepper into your glass (jar). • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free) • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors) • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid. • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours