Funny Candle - "Every Great Mom Says The F Word": Fig & Rosemary

I don't know about you, but I'm all "come on kids, let's get in the car and prepare for a wonderful day at school" but there is always that one FUCKING kid that can never find his FUCKING shoes, and then I'm the bad guy cause I lose my SHIT! Scent: Fig & Rosemary • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free) • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors) • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid. • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours